Sunday 2 August 2009

The art of the bum.

Bummed. This seems to be a word that constantly rolls out of ones mouth more than often (mainly my own.) It’s a great word and immediately gets those onomatopoeia fanatics gyrating, with about as much excitement as the common everyday person has when finding a coin down the back of sofa and then realising it’s only a penny. Fantastic.
However it perfectly describes the feeling you get when your feeling too lazy to actually be lazy and gradually you begin to wonder whether or not you are just having a mature strop. The only difference between being bummed and having a temper tantrum is that you are constantly thinking “why cant I be bothered to do anything?” Perhaps this is a way to separate the intelligent people in society; people who just strop/ moan do it because they can, where as people who are just bummed are far more inquisitive and aware of what they are feeling. And yes do realise I have just classed myself as an inteligant person.
None the less it is a word that should definitely be making its way in to the OED shortly. It is a word that allows the user to blatantly express and unknown feeling, whilst refusing to do anything and feeling immensely sorry for themselves.

How to use “Bummed” in a sentence…

Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: Feeling a little bit bummed.
Person 1: How come?
Person 2: Hummm not sure to be honest. (Notice the “hummmm” representing a thought process)

Famous celebrities who have suffered the “Bummed” syndrome…

Lindsay Lohan
Eeyore
Elton John

Am I bored? Sadly it’s worse… I have a severe case of bumminess.

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