Why were Llamas invented?

Back in Surrey for the second weekend in a row, except this time my folks are going away and unable to trust my 17 yr old brother with an empty house- probably a wise move.

The four and a half hour journey didn’t seem too bad this time, I had control of the music and yes; it did feel like Babylon had left our beloved RB’s and stepped into the un-named automobile that is my car, but still.

Getting the feeling there are a few too many Jeremy Clarkson like quotes in this blog, so going to shut up…something I keep being told to do recently. Have a feeling the big empty space in my head that was meant to be filled with an English degree, is rapidly shrinking and being replaced with utter nonsense, nonsense that is currently largely linked to Llamas.

Sometimes in life weird things happen, everyone knows this and it is part-and-parcel of life. But sometimes REALLY weird things happen, for example, you might be happily working away when someone asks if you ever get the feeling you are being stared at by a Llama.

Your instant reaction is “No, I have not just been released from the loony bin and officially have no idea what you are on about?” But then five minutes later, you are guaranteed to look up from your computer screen and vision a pair of googly eyes belonging to no other than a Llama, staring directly back at you.

But this will be no ordinary Llama; this will be a four foot, pink Llama, possibly with blue spots, dribbling Llama spit all over your key board, whilst looking at you completely dumb struck and giving the impression of the last drunk in Blue Lagoon, trying to figure out why there is salad is his chicken kebab. And before you know it you will never be able to work again, you’ll be doomed for life and Llamas will be popping up left, right and center.

So if you are ever in the library, on a plane, in the super market and you hear a sudden burst of laughter, think your self lucky. There is a Llama out there for everyone and it is only a matter of time before yours will find you!

It is not face book that ruins degrees... it is Llamas.