Brrr it's a little cold.

Okay, so is there anything worse than having a cold?
You go through tissues at an un-countable rate, you have to resort to breathing like a chocking seal and your body takes the form a seriously dry pot plant; bringing a whole new meaning to the words limp and lifeless.
Sadly having a cold is a common occurrence when inside uni walls. And if you’re not already suffering from a cold, you are guaranteed to be contaminated with a similar hidden virus, ready to strike at any given moment.
If having a cold is not sufficient enough, have you ever tired sleeping whilst you have one?
The term ‘fly catching’ when referring to someone sleeping is pretty common. The term ‘suffocation via flem rattling, with a hint of dry gagging’ when referring to someone sleeping with a cold, is not.
For this reason it clearly pays to be single when you’re inflicted with the cold virus. Unless of course you can sleep through elephant influenced snoring or find the sound of a sleeping cold victim strangely sexy. In which case be my guest and snuggle up to those horse trumpeting machines, but accept you are a freak of nature.
So maybe god has dealt me a kind card in his bid to keep me a singleton. At least Mike never had to put up with my snoring.